Hoyt Kogan & Kieran Benning
The preeminent scene of this edition of Viva Columbia features Kieran Benning and Hoyt Kogan. You’ll notice a documentary feel as we follow Hoyt around recording his mornings during the trip. This morning ritual includes making himself beautiful, having a beer on the beach, followed up with fucking Kieran. Can you think of a better way to start the day? GD: For those believing that following Hoyt’s morning routine will make you as lovely as Hoyt, forget it. In the days when I used to go to the beach I had the exact same routine. It didn’t work for me. GD: Some of our boys still pronounce “beach” as “bitch”.